About Me
Two Truths and a Lie:
I love country music and Stephen King.
I’m currently writing a book I may or may not ever finish.
I’m actually two children stacked on top of each other trying to buy scratch off lottery tickets so we can get enough money to save the community rec center from old man Richardson’s evil plan to tear it down and build a strip mall.
This is just a stock photo from SquareSpace. An actual photo of me is available upon request.